"No one knows when you go ®" - Ninja Wisdom

Fabric Ninja®

You may only do laundry twice a week, but its laundry day every day with Fabric Ninja®. Easily and instantly eliminate odors from fabric with our new and exciting product Fabric Ninja®. Bring the scent of crisp, clean linen to any fabric in your closet, home, auto, workplace or anywhere you desire. Also great for eliminating cigarette and cigar smoke. Odor eliminating just got much easier without the heavy perfume smell. Fabric Ninja® will give you that fresh-off-the-clothesline scent. Available now in all our regular sizes. From the Sensai that brought you the incredible Bathroom Ninja™, now you can hide your secrets with class!

Pros:
*Gets the stink out of your clothes, car, couch bedspread, whatever
*No harsh chemicals
*No alcohol to ruin your fabrics
*Make in USA
*It’s cheaper than divorce!

Cons:
If you prefer the stink of your clothes, car, couch, bedspread, whatever, then this product isn’t for you.

Dojo Fresh Original

The one, the only, the original. When it comes to stealthily defending your honor, nothing beats keeping your bathroom Dojo Fresh. Dojo Fresh is the perfect blend of light citrus and fresh botanicals, leaving you wondering, "What exactly just happened in here?" I mean, you will know what happened in there, but you kind of won't know. Know what we mean? Yeah, we know.

Pros:
*Lovely citrus/floral scent
*Hides your business like a boss
*Now Know One Knows When You Go®
*No harsh chemicals
*Made in the USA
*It's cheaper than divorce!

Cons:
*Bad for people who prefer to be gross

Silent Citrus

Need more citrus in your life? For some people, there is no greater joy than a perfect amount of orange/lemon scent. If you love your dishwashing soap fragrance and chewing Juicy Fruit gum, this is the Bathroom Ninja® for you. On a secondary note, you don't have anything to worry about when it comes to this scent doing it's job. Not only will it hide your business, but now, anyone who walks into your bathroom after you go will swear you've been cleaning the counters.

Pros:
*Inspiring Orange/Lemon tones that remind you of everything good in the world
*Will always care about you
*Great conversation starter for people who like lemons
*No harsh chemicals
*Made in the USA
*It's cheaper than divorce!

Cons:
*Cannot be used to make Fruit Punch

Orange Fresh

The smell of fresh oranges isn't just for breakfast! Ok. That was a little gross sounding. We didn't mean it. Except we kind of did. It's for any time you want your bathroom to smell wonderful, and that's exactly what we've done. Allow our delightful orange scent to make your bathroom smell clean and fresh. Trust us on this. You've never loved oranges so much in your life.

Pros:
*The business of hiding your business
*No harsh chemicals
*Make in the USA
*It’s cheaper than divorce!

Cons:
None if you like to hide your personal bathroom aroma.

Awesome Cherry Blossom™

Is there anything more sophisticated and elegant as the scent of cherry blossoms? We didn't think so either! So naturally, being the elegant and sophisticated person that you are, you want the bathroom to be a reflection of this. Lucky for you, we had this in mind when we created Awesome Cherry Blossom™. Now your bathroom will let people know that you know how to keep things awesome. Just like you.

Pros:
*Our Japanese Cherry Blossoms will make you smarter, faster, thinner and more attractive 😉
*It’s cheaper than divorce!
*Make in the USA
*No harsh chemicals

Cons:
There just isn’t any downside to this awesomeness!

Luscious Lavender

Our lush, but not overwhelming lavender scent that will remind you of walking through a park, or hanging out in a garden. So basically, you will be thinking about being anywhere other than where you actually are, which is pretty cool. Unless your bathroom reminds you of gardens and parks, in which case we recommend seeking some sort of help.

Pros:
*Environmentally friendly, and just friendly in general
*Never tells your secrets
*No harsh chemicals
*Made in the USA
*It's cheaper than divorce!

Cons:
*Works so well you may question whether or not you actually went

Lemon Citrus

You like things clean. You like things fresh. You like things citrus. But sometimes, those scents can be a little too much. Well don’t you worry. This isn’t some sort of cheap smelling dish detergent, friends. We are talking about the perfect subtle blend of oranges and lemons. It’s just enough, but not overpowering. It’s all about balance, and we have it handled.

Pros:
*Leaves behind lemon scent from your behind.
*Made in the USA
*No harsh chemicals
*It’s Cheaper than dating, again.

Cons:
Don’t make lemon squares with this. It’s tempting, but don’t do it.

Baby Ninja®

There is nothing in the world that smells more heavenly than a happy cuddly baby. And there is nothing more awful than the smell of a dirty diaper pail. It’s pretty weird how those two different smells can be associated with the same human being, but with Baby Ninja® you can keep everything smelling happy and cuddly instead of the other stuff. You know what we’re talking about.

Pros:
*The smell of a fresh baby is awesome.
*Makes things smell like a fresh baby.
*Makes things not smell like a not fresh baby.

Cons:
Honestly, we just can’t see one.

Pet Ninja® Happy Green Apple

Chances are you don’t bathe your dog every day. Or every week. But that smell? Woof! Well now there is an all natural dog grooming product that is IFRA compliant, Vet recommended and even safe for dogs with sensitive skin.

It’s easy to use, just spray, brush through and voila! Our fantastic all natural Happy Green Apple Pet Ninja® Dog Grooming Spray will make your pup smile. Made of only water, soy and Essential oils this terrific product will make your dog smell great again. Our products do not contain the following: parabens, harsh chemicals, alcohols, things you can’t pronounce.

You love your dog and you want to keep them safe. Our Pet Ninja® products are the only dog grooming sprays on the market today that are safe and effective for your dog grooming needs. And most importantly our products are animal cruelty testing free!

Pet Ninja® Poochy Pina Colada

Chances are you don’t bathe your dog every day. Or every week. But that smell? Woof! Well now there is an all natural dog grooming product that is IFRA compliant, Vet recommended and even safe for dogs with sensitive skin. It’s easy to use, just spray, brush through and voila! Our fantastic all natural Poochy Pina Colada Dog Grooming Spray will have your pup dreaming of the Caribbean.

Made of only water, soy and Essential oils this terrific product will make your dog smell great again. Our products do not contain the following: parabens, harsh chemicals, alchohols, things you can’t pronounce.

You love your dog and you want to keep them safe. Our Pet Ninja® products are the only dog grooming sprays on the market today that are safe and effective for your dog grooming needs. And most importantly our products are animal cruelty testing free!

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